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Cult of Wowieann

Cult of Valerie
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We are the Wowieologists, a select group of individuals who have recognized the superior nature of our leader wowieann. To join this group, you must remember:

1) Water tastes bad. All drinks must be fountain drinks.
2) Good things come in small packages.
3) Thou mayest not worship the hat of Marial. But, thou mayest ask to have a picture whilst wearing it.
4) MILF.
5) Thine neopoints are thine own concern.
6) Do not stare directly at them.
7) wowieann is 3.9% alcohol by volume. Void where prohibited. Always wear protective gear. Batteries not included..
8) Do not taunt Happy Fun Val.