Just Wes (shkspr13) wrote in wowieology,
Just Wes
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Time for a "Come-To-WOWIEANN" Meetin'

Sinners in the Hands of a Spiffy wowieann

"Do not taunt Happy Fun Val." (Liber Wowieann, 8)

In this verse is threatened the vengeance of WOWIEANN on the wicked unbelievers, who were WOWIEANN's visible people, and who lived under the means of grace, but who, notwithstanding all WOWIEANN's wonderful works towards them, remained filled with sloth, having no posts in them. Under all the cultivations of LJ, they brought forth naught; as in the two years preceding this text. So might we all know the punishment and scorn to which these wicked unbelievers shall be exposed.

That all may know that thou, whose name is wowieann, that thou art the most spiffy in all the realm.

-- as delivered by the Right Reverend and Revelator shkspr13,
High Haughty Muckety-Muck of the Revivalist Church of Wowieology
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